Party. 2AM. My Crib. Bring a bottle.

Some babies sleep through the night.
This one hosts exclusive after-hours events.

Perfect for the tiny VIP who believes bedtime is negotiable and bottles should arrive promptly upon request. Equal parts adorable and unhinged, this onesie is basically a warning label for new parents.
Soft, comfy, and designed for maximum chaos with minimum effort. For babies with a packed social calendar and absolutely no respect for business hours.

Features:
• 100% Ultra-soft cotton for late-night lounge sessions
• Easy snap closure for quick diaper pit stops
• Guaranteed to get laughs from exhausted adults
• Pairs well with spit-up and poor decision-making

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